Moron Application

Membership is closed for the time being but at least you can get an idea of what you're getting into....

Filling Out This Application Is Part Of A Test To See If You're Qualified
And please remember; Its like the song "Hotel California"; you can check out but you can never leave.

You've Been Warned!!

Name:
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State/Province	select AK AL AR AZ CA CO CT DC DE FL GA HI IA ID IL IN KS KY LA MA MD ME MI MN MO MS MT NC ND NE NH NJ NM NV NY OH OK OR PA RI SC SD TN TX UT VA VT WA WI WV WY AB BC MB NB NF NT NS ON PE QC SK YT
Email Address:
Motorcycle Make:	select BMW Ducati Harley Davidson Honda Kawasaki Moto Guzzi Suzuki Triumph Yamaha other
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Year:	year 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 other
1. If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? (Kosher of course)
What do you prefer: 2.A. Riding snack?	Granola bars Beef Jerky Tuna On A Stick Peanut butter on the inside of my face shield (I just lick it off)
2.B. Velcro or bungee cords?	Velcro Bungees
2.C. Boxers, Briefs, Thong, none?	Boxers Briefs Thong none
2.D. Silk or Cotton?	Silk Cotton
3.A, What is the meaning of life?
3.B. Why?
4. Which of the following do you consider reasons to take a discussion off-list? (check all that apply)	It's the same old oil thread. It's the same old tires thread. It's the same old speed control thread. It's the same old glock in a tankbag thread. The thread went off-topic. The thread was off-topic to start with. The thread has turned to stupid one-liners. When Admin threatens to throw you off. What does "off-list" mean?
5. Explain why shaft driven bikes won't wheelie in 15 words or less.
6. Explain the IBA underwear rotation method.
7. Why should you not follow Morris?
8. Why should you not ride with Art?
9. ST1100, Concours, Airhead, Oilhead, FJ, Harley, Goldwing, or Savage?	ST1100 Concours Airhead Oilhead FJ Harley Goldwing Savage
10. What does GWORRA stand for?
What qualifies you to be a Moron besides being moronic enough to take the time to fill out this stupid application?

Please be aware that your application is shared with members of the Moron High Council