Chatty Moron Rider of the Year Award Any year with that many zeros in it deserves an award for the zero of the year. The Chatty Morons will recognize two (2) riders for achievement in long distance rallies. *** Chatty Moron Rider of the Year Award *** Winners Announced For 2000 (and Awards Banquet photos) The Chatty Moron Rider of the Year (CMRotY) will be that rider who most consistently excelled in Chatty-Moron hosted and/or recognized rallies. For 2001, those rallies are:  Texas Methane Producer's: 2001 Waltz Across Texas RallyMason-Dixon 20-20Non Flying Borrego Brothers: 2001 Fish and ChipsFITE VII: Feast In The EastTar Butt
Points will be calculated using a formula simple enough for a Moron to solve. Prize will be awarded at a Chatty Morons Event. *** Moronic Milestone of the Year Award *** The Moronic Milestone of the Year (MMotY) is awarded to the person who made the biggest bone headed blunder while riding a rally. Accidents do not count toward this award. If you TRY to win this award, then you're obviously doing a SMART thing to look like you're doing a dumb thing to win the award, which would make you NOT a Moron, except if you're not a Moron, then you wouldn't want to win it, so you must be a Moron, butt what if you wanted to NOT win the award by trying to win the award... Ouch. Our collective heads hurt. If we find out you were TRYING to win the award, you're disqualified on account of we don't like to think that hard. *** Moron Riders and Volunteers *** We'll also be recognizing all riders and all volunteers in Moron hosted events, and all volunteers. Hey, I recognize you! I don't remember your name, butt your face... Prizes TBA, what do we know, we're MORONS! signed: Moron Riders Any questions or comments should be directed to: Greg Robinson; Chatty Moron Minister of Propaganda propagandaminister@chattymorons.org |
