George left his sandals at a hotel on a recent trip. As some of his good Moron friends were there, they retrieved them for him. But being Morons, they didn't know how to get them back to him so they will be traveling with various Morons as they go to rallies and RTEs (ride to eats). First Stop: Minister of Scouts & Minister of Nocturnal Emissions home. Here's the story - GBM's sandals get lucky. I wasn't able to do any riding - damn sandals kept doing the nasty with the female sandals in the house (top photo) and now I have offspring to take care of (lower photo) from their little "union". Next Stop: Court Jester GBM's Sandals Visit Americade After paying a visit of fraternalization to various COG members GBM's sandals wander over to the Kawasaki Mfg. Tent to snoop around and take in a demo ride on the "new" 2003 Concours Aroused by the '03 Connie's obviously superior cutting-edge sport-touring technology, GBM's sandals get drunk on Ripple & make spectacles of themselves around the manufacturer's exhibit Finally, the gendarmes arrive and place GBM's sandals under arrest, where they sober up and see the error in their ways. They promise never to do anything so silly again, and are released into the custody of other, more staid persons Next Tour Stop: Rick Rohlf, in deepest darkest Texas. The sandals stop at Louie Mueller's BBQ in Taylor, TX for lunch. Anyone mention this is a "Q" joint? More "Q" The sandals are caught coming down the stairs from Di Di Snavely's "Just Guns"; the second floor is a bordello/shoe store. "Refreshed after a quickie with a loose pair of red "CFM" pumps at Di Di's, the sandals head back towards Mueller's for lunch. An embarrassing moment for the sandals, as they are spied with some toilet paper hanging off the heels after using the bathroom at Mueller's. "The sandals insisted they couldn't come to Austin without doing some honky tonking. Here they visit "The Broken Spoke," the South Austin Mecca to Country Music for some Western Swing, Line Dancing and long-neck Budweisers." "The sandals chat up one of the local lovelies at the Spoke." The sandals visit the infamous Round Rock of R2 fame Rick, Greg & Jack Photos by R2 & Joel Next Tour Stop: Ron Smith at Spring Fling; Kirkland, WA Holley and Ray with the sandals saying, "Hurry up you guys, there's tires to kick at the Fling". Sandals on a rail checking out the fine food the gang is enjoying. A lovely named Ellen trying to run off with the sandals. Next Tour Stop: Buckeye 1000 w/ Rick Miller Lori Kobayashi (Sport-standard class winner) with the sandals. Riding a chain drive BMW Sandals with a rat Connie. Paying homage to Eddie. Next Tour Stop: Buttlite Rally The Next Tour Stop has been interrupted by Rick taking the Sandals on an unauthorized AWSHIT bonus hunting expedition. Rick has been admonished, tormented, harrassed and has had coconuts thrown at him as partial punishment for moving the sandals out of sequence. His final punishment is to bring a nice shrubbery to the Annual Morons' Award Banquet. The AWSHIT is a tour having a photo of your "flag" on your bike taken at places that have the same name as cities in other countries. Dublin, NH. Dublin, Ireland Greenville, RI Greenville, Liberia George's sandals insisted he stop and check out the 2003 models. Reading, MA Reading, England Stonehenge Wilmington, VT Wilmington, England Woodstock, CT Woodstock, England York, ME York, England Next Tour Stop: Buttlite Rally w/ Rick Miller Aberdeen, SD Aberdeen, Scotland airyn Dawson, AL Dawson, Yukon Delphi, LA Delphi, India Did you see all the connies? James Dean Memorial Kent, OR Kent, England Bowman, ND Newton, MS Newton, England Passing the sandals Silverton, ID Silverton, Australia Washington, TX Washington, England Warchild with sandals Next Tour Stop: MidWest Fest