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| Hay Bale Whistles While in Oklahoma on my way to the Waltz when I met up with one of these hay bales on a corner in Okalhoma City. Fortunately, a friend put me in touch with Grain Research Inter National. They have some superb hay bale whistles which mount right on your motorcycle. Unlike deer whistles, which require a minimum distance between them for proper heterodyning, hay bales respond to a single tone and only require one hay bale whistle. In fact, these whistles work on most kinds of grain, butt they are specially tuned to be particularly effective against hay bales. I know some people are skeptical about the effectiveness of hay bale whistles, butt I've tried them. I rode into Iowa and rode back and forth past land filled with hay bales, and not ONE jumped out in front of me. I was ELATED! I later found out that hay bale whistles work SO MUCH better than deer whistles precisely because the whistles do not frighten the hay bales. Instead, the frequency (inaudible to human hearing and most laboratory equipment) acts as a "sit and stay" command, preventing hay bales from jumping out in front of you. If anyone wants some of these whistles, email me off list and I'll see whether I can get a group-buy together. |
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