I can't disclose how the name Chatty Morons came about but it involved: Two jars of liquid latex, one balloon animal (*not* a rabbit), one banana pepper, one Scotch Bonnet pepper, a 10-disk or greater CD changer, a wire brush, a removeable van seat, five embossed business cards, a copy of _War and Peace_, shackles, a pry bar, assorted camel hair paint brushes, an egg beater, a set of lockpicks, a signed release, three white cotton socks, a sturdy I-beam (a water pipe will not do), a parachute (harness optional), a select group of pharmaceuticals, an LA police officer uniform, Katherine's hair, a female bat in heat, a dozen roses with thorns, lots of chocolate, tweezers, a pro hockey player, a dentist's chair, a set of water wings, unflavored condoms, a leather shirt, a fondue pot, a large sized tub of Crisco, a set of steel brake lines (preferably for a V65 Sabre), rubbing alcohol, a Thermorest, at least three rolls of duct tape, a portable welding kit, filtered drinking water, a map of Egypt, a free-standing coat rack, a couple of WWI British army helmets, some small clamps, a fiber optic cable whip, a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle, and most importantly, a live lobster. - Bounce The Morons are an eclectic group with two common denominators; an interest in long distance motorcycle riding, singly and in endurance rallies, and a great sense of humor. The make up of the group ranges from small business owners, company V.P.s, software writers, a rigger, a retiree (that isn't); kind of a Heinz 57 mix. Greg Robinson: Chatty Moron Minister of Propaganda Katherine Becker: Secretary of Secretaries Airyn Darling: Minister of Official Evil Ass Bruce Barge: Minister of Time/Distance Equations Mike Sachs: Minister of Wrenches and Wenches Jack Tollett: Royal Keeper Of Sacred Duct Tape Rigger: Court Jester Joel Davidson: Minister of Miles Roy Collins: Place Kicker Terry Smith: Minister of Shrubbery & Cat Herding Ed Doub, Cartographicus Myopius Herbie Saint; Ferrry Prince of Ocracoke Ron Smith; Minister of Bigger Bladders Steve Bream: Minister of Changing Bounce: Royal Bellhop Andrew Duthie: Minister of Motorcycle Fashion Glen Nash: Band Director Bryan Moody: Director of Bizarre Technical Modifications Greg Roberts: Rally Tally Man Steve Wilson: Lawn Boy Don Damron; Minister of Housing Peter Haynes: Minister of Frozen Nutz Tracy: Minister of Scouts The Horkster: Minister of Nocturnal Emissions Rick Rohlf: Minister for Rallybook Security Duke Colley: Protector of the Lady Jessica Allen Dye; Concubine to Lady Rhonda Rick Miller: The Minister for Purple Dinosaur Logistics Don A: Admirable Minister to Hypocritical Oafs Gadget Dan; Minister of Suppositorial Strategery

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